Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Ha
Me: Hahahaha
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHA THAT’S A GOOD ONE.
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me: Hahaha
Me: Haaa….
Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me: No, no I am not.

(via be-n0tafraid)





thebeatofmydrums:

yes yes yes yes yes

thebeatofmydrums:

yes yes yes yes yes

(via sleepingwithsir3ns)





just-another-dream:

spacelionsgetscared:

oh fuck every time i see it i laugh so fucking hard. i have to reblog this every time. i can’t not reblog this
lOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND HE’S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF

AND HE JUST FREEZES AND LOOKS AT HIS HAND LIKE WHAT EVEN JUST HAPPENED

just-another-dream:

spacelionsgetscared:

oh fuck every time i see it i laugh so fucking hard. i have to reblog this every time. i can’t not reblog this

lOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND HE’S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF

AND HE JUST FREEZES AND LOOKS AT HIS HAND LIKE WHAT EVEN JUST HAPPENED

(via chemicalchild)